A group of over-sixties at the American Legion were discussing their final arrangements. One said he would be buried with his siblings and parents in the family graveyard, another planned to be buried with full military honors at Arlington National Cemetery. Finally a retired intelligence officer spoke up, "I've just changed my will. I've asked to have my body cremated and my ashes raked into the sand where the US Olympic Womens' Beach Volleyball team practices. I may not spend eternity in heaven, but I'm sure to get into the knickers of athletic young women for at least a hundred years."