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> A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
> friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big
> brass gong and a mallet.
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> 'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
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> 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
> 'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
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> 'Yup,' replied the drunk.
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> 'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
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> 'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the
> gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. .
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> The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
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> Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You
> ass-hole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!'
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