MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is
hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she
goes over and whiffs it completely.. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and
finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess
all those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should
have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck ..

Great