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A pirate walked into a bar, the bartender says... "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened You look terrible." "What do you mean" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg You didn't have that before.." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook What happened to your hand" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds Flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. "Can you lose an eye just from bird shit" "It was my first day with the hook. | ||
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What would jokes be without bar tenders ?  Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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Indeed! Guy walked into a bar + his head still hurts. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Thanks Dane,I liked that. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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A pirate wakes up in the morning and can't find his peg leg. Where does he eat breakfast? IHOP. M | |||
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