A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies.So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs
in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR
ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND
EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED
BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet
story?

Sweet?

Nope. Absolutely nope. Depressing....



But... Hey! I'M DIVORCED!!!!!!!

THREE TIMES!!

Philip:

Clearly you never were given the advice my father passed on to me: Any man who marries again didn't deserve to lose his first wife.

Rem

quote:

Originally posted by Philip A.:
Sweet?

Nope. Absolutely nope. Depressing....



But... Hey! I'M DIVORCED!!!!!!!

THREE TIMES!!

3 TIMES????????? You must be a glutton for punishment.

3 TIMES????????? You must be a glutton for punishment.


Or be a poor chooser or choice???