Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church,
and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church
across
the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign
into the ground, that reads:

'Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled,
'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'

From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev.
Ole
turns to Pastor Sven and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust
say 'Bridge Out'?'

They used to call it the Swedish Tabernacle.
They changed the name long ago to Covenant.