A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
> husband burst into the kitchen.
> "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
> Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
> Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
> We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
> They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
> You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
> Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget
> to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
> USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I
> don't
> know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
> when
> I'm driving with you in the fucking car."