Sorry....the US can't afford your ailments anymore.....so your "End of Life Guidance Counselor" has selected you to participate in an all-expense paid cruise!



The coroner's report will list global warming as the cause of death.

That is just cruel! Probably right on, but cold (pun intended) nonetheless.

Rich

this should also solve the polar bear decline problem, and feed those Alaskan crabs

Great idea!!