30 August 2018, 20:24
GatogordoRetirement and the long Red Light
I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy during retirement, minding my own business and patiently waiting for the light to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.
An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man, that could have been me!”
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!
31 August 2018, 20:39
Saeedquote:
Originally posted by Rockdoc:
That’s a good start!
No it is not!
Just wait tell they get the promised 72 virgins each!
The only virgins there are long bearded, old mullahs!

01 September 2018, 08:10
NormanConquestThat's true,there was no designation of sex, was there?
01 September 2018, 18:18
Moremonte

Damn,I Let My CDL Expire.
04 September 2018, 09:06
NormanConquestOh yes my son,bend over + I will show you the back door to eternity.