THE LOVE OF A PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the Bar of a Gun club. A cell phone on
a Bar Top rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen:

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's a little pricey at $2,000 but I really love it. Is it okay if I buy it?"

MAN: "Two thousand seems like a lot for a leather coat but, sure, go ahead and get if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much is the car?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "A Lexus for $90,000? OK, but for that price I want it with every possible option."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80 thousand if it's
really a pretty good deal."

WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the Bar are staring at
him in astonishment , mouths agape. He turns and asks:



"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

I like that!!!!!!!!!!!!