I was in a pet
> shop when I noticed a Muslim girl with
> the most amazingly colored parrot perched on
> her
> shoulder.
>
>
>
>
> "Where did
> you get that ?" I asked.
>
>
>
>
> "Germany.
> There's thousands of 'em there!" said
> the parrot.
>

GROAN but not funny for Germany.So how about the parrot that was trained by the Isreily Special Forces to infiltrate the arab lines. The parrot gets captured + his only remarks are "Moshe Dyan says fuck you" They torture him over +over until the grand inquisitor has the parrots tounge ripped out + says,well what to you have to say for yourself now?The parrot puts one wing over an eye + with the other gives him "the bird"Lame I know,but it was a funny one in the early 70's.

Obama got a parrot as a gift and sits there chatting away with it.
The givers wife says to Michelle: You know he does'nt know the meaning of the words he just repeats them.
Michelle answers: Yes, it's the same with the parrot.

A well hummm... "shady" person goes to the doctor with a frog attached to his forehead.
Doctor looks and says: How did that happen.
The frog answers: Well it started with as a boil on my a$$

On a cruise ship, a parrot and magician became worst enemies. Every trick the magician performed, the parrot would say, "Wak! It's up his sleeve!" or "Wak! It's in his hat!" etc.

So, the ship sinks and the only two survivors floating on a life raft are -- the parrot and magician.

After two days the parrot finally says, "Wak! I give up. Where's the ship?"

Can't remember where I saw it but there's just been a conviction for murder because a parrot told on a woman that she murdered her husband __ TRUE !
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...d-parrot-saw-it.html