Save my chickens

Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time went by, the

traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his

free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week.

So Farmer Jack called the local police station to complain, "You've got to

do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my

chickens," he said to the local police officer.

"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.

I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"



So the next day the policeman had the council erect a sign that said: SCHOOL

CROSSING



Three days later Farmer Jack called the policeman and said, "You've still

got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing' sign seems to

make them go even faster!"



So again, they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.



That really sped them up. So Farmer Jack called and said, "Your signs are no

good. Can I put up my own sign?"



In order to get Farmer Jack off his back the policeman said, "Sure. Put up

your own sign.



"The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better

of the officer, so he called Farmer Jack, "How is the problem with the

speeding drivers, Did you put up your sign?"



"Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed."



The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a

look at the sign. He also thought the sign may be something the police could

use elsewhere to slow drivers down.



So he drove out to Farmer Jack's house.



His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.......................







'NUDIST COLONY'



'Slow down and watch for chicks!'

Many years ago we had a drive in theatre in South Austin called "The Rebel Drive In" that showed porno flcs. Although they had a fence, it wasn't high enough + there were numerous wrecks on the highway outside the drive in. As a local DJ commented after playing the Pointer Sisters hit "Slow hand" he made the comment that is something one will NEVER see at the Rebel Drivein.

Cliff Claven Lives!

Obviously, the drivers that slowed down had not seen a REAL Nudist colony.


Grizz

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Obviously, the drivers that slowed down had not seen a REAL Nudist colony

Now that's funny.

Dave

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Originally posted by Grizzly Adams1:
Obviously, the drivers that slowed down had not seen a REAL Nudist colony.


Grizz

True. I accidentally ended up an a topless beach in the carribean.
Most all the women there, needed a top on their swim suit.

and a paper bag.

I hit a chicken once. Rooster actually. Felt bad, but he ran right out there. I think he may a

In the 70s my business partner was into raising birds, chickens + ducks. Long story short on a theme. There is s definitely much more humor on the poultry scene. We had a Muscovive drake (male duck) that was somehow offended by the the head chicken rooster, so he pecked the drakes eye out. tHe drake remembered, + after he came of ae + size he would chase that rooster around the yard (chickens have a very short stamina capacity) catch him by the nape of the neck + then fXck him up the aXX. REALLY!!! That rooster got so psychotic that we eventually had to put him down for his own good. I still recall his last frenzied days when upon seeing the drake in the yard he went ballistic; death was better that constant shame + buggery.