A bus stopped and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'about a sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'

I bet $100 you're gonna read this again!

Hamdeni

No I'm not, you owe me $100.00.

hey ham---mark it on the ice.

quote:

I bet $100 you're gonna read this again!

No, I got it the first time.

You wanna mail the $100 or deliver it?

Sorry, wrong. I only read that once. But I read the joke three times.

I got it the first time but read it 4 more times just because it was so funny.

You guys who only read it once are now burdened my my multiple readings so consequently the OP owes no one 100 bucks! haha

Zeke

PS: I then read it to my brother and later again to my wife... who thinks I'm a sex crazed pig!

I read twice to be able to reuse it )))