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LOVE A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." The women were then instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response. Below are 11 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love.... who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way? 1. Who the hell is this? 2. He, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you? 4. What now? Did you crash the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What the heck did you do now? 7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 8. Am I dreaming? 9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she? | ||
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I usually get #3 | |||
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My response would be: hang on darling, I'll be in bed in 10 min " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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Have to admit this one cracked me up. Boy I've been married a long time. | |||
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