SCHEDULE FOR 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

7:00 p.m. Opening flag burning
7:15 p.m. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
7:30 pm. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30-8:00 p.m. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 p.m. Ceremonial tree hugging
8:15-8:30 p.m. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank presiding
8:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 p.m. Free The Al-Queda 8 Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon
8:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:00 p.m. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender," French President, Jacques Chirac
9:15 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 p.m. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund
9:30 p.m. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn
9:40 p.m. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 p.m . Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award,presented by Michael Moore
9:55 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 p.m. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers," by Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell
10:30 p.m. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 p.m. Al Gore reinvents the Internet
11:15 p.m. "Our Troops are War Criminals" presented by John Kerry
11:30 p.m. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 a.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 a.m. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Almost too much truth in that for humor. Might want to try it in the political forum.

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Originally posted by Eland Slayer:
SCHEDULE FOR 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION


9:50 p.m . Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award,presented by Michael Moore
9:55 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

That could all happen, and they could win

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French President, Jacques Chirac

Sounds sickeningly plausible...except that sleazy Jacques is out and his replacement is showing signs of having a scruple and maybe a testicle or two.