Sven was over for dinner at Olys house and remarked about the cheese.
"Dis is da best cheese I've ever had! How in the world did you make it?
Oh, tis easy, Yust hang a pail of milk in the shiat house for three weeks, that's it."

Three weeks later, Sven invited Oly over to try his cheese.
Oly took a bite, coughed, and spit it out. "Dis is da worst cheese I've ever had, what in the name of Yiminy did you do?
"I did it yust like you told me, I hanged a pail of shiat in the milkhouse for three weeks."