A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?"

And his lovely wife replies, "I don't have any idea who it was.
It was some stupid woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."



EA

At least this joke tells guys on what side of the bed to sleep in order to get to the telephone.

Get to the telephone first!