The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat
down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big
tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big
white horse outside?

"The Lone Ranger said, "I do, Why?"

The cowboy said, "I just thought you'd like to know
that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure
enough Silver was about to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got water and soon Silver was
starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger
turns to Tonto and said, "I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to
help cool him down"

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and begins running
circles around Silver.

Unable to do anything except wait, the Lone Ranger
returns to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the
bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse out side?

"The Lone Ranger stands and claims, "I do, what's
wrong with him this time?

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,..! .

"Nothing,' but you left your Injun running."


Thanks derf!

Dan, I got some friends on the Six Nations Reserve near me that are gonna love this one.

Yeah, even us palefaces can giggle about that'n.

On a similar note......
The 'Badass' Marshal and a couple of his Deputys enter a Saloon.
Bartender ask what is their business?

Marshall said he and his Posse' was looking for a guy wearing a brown paper suit.

A brown paper suit? Thats dumb,what is he wanted for, Marshall?

Marshall said,,,,Rustlin'.

I'm sorry.