srry if this is a repeat

Australian Telephone Operator: "G'day mate .... Helpline here ..... What's the problem?"

Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"

Australian Telephone Operator: "Bummer!"

Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate, bye."

quote:

Bummer

I like such jokes. They help to know many interesting things http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bummer

I assume, in the context used, the actual word "bummer" is two words "bum" and "her".
There is a song out that pronounces the words
"love her" as "lover". Same idea.
So, look up bum in your Urban Dictionary. Then,
read the joke again. The actual context will make sense.

A joke, once explained, is no longer funny.

quote:

Originally posted by BEJ:
look up bum in your Urban Dictionary.

Well, it's not mine. But sense of joke is clear.
In Russian and Polish it may be translate.

Isn't there one about the Aussie in the Outback whose friend gets bitten on the end of the penis by a venomous snake? And he calls the Flying Doctor:

"Is that the Flying Doctor? My mate, Blue, has been bitten by a snake what do I do?"

"No problem Sir, but you must act quick, within the minute, you must put your mouth over the bite and suck out the poison, or it'll kill him."

Blue shouts out:

"What's the Doc say mate? What's the Doc say?"

"The Doc says you're gonna die Blue."

Yair, Like the female golfer who rocks up to the Pro Shop and says to the Pro..''I've just been stung by a Bee''. The Pro ask's ''Where were you stung ?'' She replied ''Between the first and second hole'' Your stance is too wide'' replied the Pro...