One night a gay man was out walking in the downtown area. As he was passing an alley, he spotted a wino laying there was passed out from drinking too much. The man checked on him and sure enough, he was dead to the world. So, the man looks around to ensure no one was looking, then he pulls the guy's pants down and does him up the butt. When he was finished and ready to leave, he felt guilty and left $5. The next morning the wino wakes up, sees the $5 and can't believe his good luck. He takes the money to the nearby liquor store and buys 5 - $1 bottles of wine. This scene is repeated for the next few nights with the wino waking up the next morning and going to the liquor store to buy 5 - $1 bottles of wine.

Now it's Saturday night and the gay man is out with his "friend". As they are passing the alley, there the wino is, once again passed out from drinking too much, the man tells the other guy about what he's been doing. He asks the other guy if he wants a piece of the action, stipulating that he must leave $5 also. The other guy readily agrees.

The next morning the wino wakes up to find not $5 but $10. He hurries over to the liquor store and tells the owner he wants 1- $10 bottle of wine. As the owner is ringing up the sale, he asks the wino why he is now buying more expensive wine. The wino answered, "I had to quit drinking that cheap stuff, it was tearing my asshole up".