An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was
feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and
I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride
who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think
about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began.

"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season.

One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a
bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking
cane instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake he came across a very large male
beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd
left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot
the
magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his
cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his
favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang,bang'.

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead.

Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody
else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly".