IT FINALLY CAME!!

A NEW STAMP!!



The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of
President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending,

a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:



The stamp is in perfect order.
There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

People are spitting on the wrong side.