A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get her nerve up to jump.

A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

The woman said "Hell no! Get away from me, you sicko!"

The bum turned to leave and muttered,

"Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom".

Extremely humane and intelligent man, a connoisseur of female psychology.