A man goes to a family run Italian restaurant and orders a spaghetti with meat sauce.

He enjoys it, and was almost finished when he found a hair on his plate!

He threw a fit, and refused to pat for the meal.

The restaurant owner pleaded with him, but no chance!

He left the restaurant and walked down the street.

The restaurant owner stood outside watching him.

The man enters a brothel.

A few minutes later, the restaurant owner goes to the brothel, and asks for his “friend” who just walked in.

He was told to go to room 27 on the second floor.

He walks up quietly and opens the door slow to look in.

He saw his customer on the bed with a beautiful women, he was lying between her legs, with his head at her crutch!

He turned around when he heard the door open.

The restaurant owner said “sir, you refused to pay me because you found one hair on the plate. Now you are paying to get your head stuck in so much hair!”

The customer replied “Ah, but if I find one spaghetti her, I will not pay either”

Yep,heard that one in 1970.Can we really come up with some NEW jokes? BTW,Saeed,I did find it funny again.