A guy is quietly watching TV one evening when his wife walks behind him and whacks him with a rolled up newspaper. He asks why she did that.

The wife says: " I just found this slip of paper in your pants that says " Laura Lou".

The guy explains: " Honey, that's the name of a horse some guys at the bar told me was a winner. I was going to put down a bet".

The wife apologizes profusely and peace is restored.

A few days later the wife walks up behind the guy and hits him with a clothes iron, knocking him cold. After he comes to he asks his wife why she hit him.

The wife says: " Your horse called".