We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,

the definition for each is listed below ....



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."



I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Lord! I'm happy that the generations after me are braver than me!