being cremated is my last chance for a smokin hot body

That's My Plan Plus I Plan On If I Know I Am Going To Go I Am Going To Eat a Box Of 22 Shorts.

Now that should liven up everything!

Along the same lines but true. Have you heard about the company called Holy Smoke? They can load your ashes into a case of shotgun shells along with the charge. Last time I heard it advertised the cost was $750.00. One guy gave a testimonial that now he could still go bird hunting with his dad for another 10 years. Interesting idea.