A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess,

the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be

bothered with cooking tonight!

What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."