Old woman comes to the doctor
"Doctor, I have a little problem: I always shoot winds. Absolutely no sound or smell, but I would like to stop it anyway."
Doctor: "Well, that's a drink these pills ... and that these, and come in a week."
Comes in a week:
"Doctor, what have you done? Gone terrible stink!"
Doctor: "So, we have corrected the sense of smell. And now we'll cure your hearing!"

Good one vash!