When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
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> > .. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
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> > .. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
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> > .. The batteries were given out free of charge.
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> > .. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
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> > .. A will is a dead giveaway.
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> > .. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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> > .. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
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> > .. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
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> >
> > .. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
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> >
> > .. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all
> > right now.
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> > .. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
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> > .. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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> >
> > .. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
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> >
> > .. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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> >
> > .. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
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> >
> > .. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
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> >
> > And the cream of the wretched crop:
> > .. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

quote:

> > .. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Many can't understand this today; some years later historians wouldn't understand