It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun,
Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old
nun had instructed.

Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's
nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.

The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday
night bath had gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been
saved."

"Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun.

"Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash
him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where
he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."

"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And
Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of
Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and
eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."

"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.

"At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to
salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart
with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."

"That wicked old b*stard" said the old nun. "He told me it was
Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years."

not funny, esp. this week.

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Originally posted by sculptor:
not funny, esp. this week.

Lighten up Francis!!

Oh my!!!With all that the church has been thru with law suits over homosexuality, it's refreshing to see the good "Father" getting some girlish action!!!!Thanks Billsleg for the funny...

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Originally posted by sculptor:
not funny, esp. this week.

billsleg:

A fellow Aussie of yours, Sambar (Dave) called me on a military joke of mine once. On reflection I realized that he was right and that the joke was in bad taste. I'm with "sculptor". I hope you'll agree.