One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
>fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-- fireman,
>mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
>teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father is an exotic
>dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
>men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
>Good, he will go home with some guy
> and make love with him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
>other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside
>to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
> "No," the boy said,"He works for the Democratic National Committee
>and is helping to secure the 2008 nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was
>too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Man, That is soooo funny!!!