One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual
route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were
Still in the driveway.??His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner,
coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the UPS
man comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is
the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about
fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and
it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started
playing 'WHO AM I.'"

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a
sheet cove ring us, with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the
Sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded. "Your name came up seven
times......."

Yikes!

Hello Dolly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Bob,you Libertine!!!....musta been those brown shorts that made them "desperate housewives".