1.jacob says to julius: "Close your curtains the next time you're
shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you
yesterday." julius says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because
I wasn't even at home yesterday."



2.jacob walks into julius' barn and catches him dancing naked in front of
a tractor. Jacob says, "Oh, no, julius, what ya doing?" julius says,
"Well me and Sophie haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the
marriage therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter.....



4.jacob says to julius, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... julius
says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."



5.julius & jacob find three grenades, so they take them to a police
station. jacob: "What if one explodes before we get there?" julius:
"We'll lie and say we only found two."



6. julius is in the bathroom and jacob shouts to him. "Did you find the
shampoo? julius says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine.

Hey, I think I work with them guys!