NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.


A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her

room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and

noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched

her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.



They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy

as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out

of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they

would close the curtains for privacy.



The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few

minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses

run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.



The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

There goes my keyboard.

Heard about this on the news yesterday and immediately thought of this joke.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/11/national/main4441013.shtml

Truth is stranger than fiction.

That there is damn funny.