An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a Room.
He said, “We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong Bed..."
The clerk winked, “You want the 'Bridal?”
The stockman reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not.
I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

Then there is the other about after tearing out the furniture,the Aussie proclaims.."I ain't never had

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