Got a Chinese take out last night and as I got in the car I heard the bag rustle, so looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of bag at me, then disappear back inside.

I was so scared I nearly said profanities!

I looked again, saw the eyes looking out at me then disappear again, so grabbed the bag and ran back into the shop. I asked the guy behind the counter “what the heck was going on?!”

he said "you asked for the Peking duck…”

DOH!

Groooooooooooooooon!!

Aren't you glad you didn't ask for SUM YUNG GAI?

Hip

Groooooan.....

You heard about Chinese-German cuisine? 30 minutes after you eat it, you are hungry for power.