A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.

Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, gorgeous! How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, . . .

"Listen! I screw anybody, anytime,
anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked, with clothes on, dirty, clean, it just doesn't matter to me.

I've been doing it Ever since I
got out of college..... I just flat-ass love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No
kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you
with?"

Mark:

As a retired lawyer who spent nearly 45 years in trial courts in a number of states - I have one question. Where was that bar again?