One day a little Indian boy went up to his father who was the big chief and said,"Father, how did I get my name?" His father said, "well son, when your oldest brother was born I looked out teepee and I saw a hawk in the sky, so I named him "Soaring Hawk", when your sister was born, I looked out teepee and saw a deer running across the mountain, so I named her "Running Deer", when your other beother was born, I looked out teepee and saw a bear on the mountain, so I named him "Mountain Bear." Why you ask,"Two Dogs Fucking?"