Sunday Morning Sex
>
> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..
>
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
> straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-oldgrandmother
> and comfort her.
>
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied 'He
> had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'
>
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
> having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
> Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced
> age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
> start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
> even.Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the
> ice cream truck hadn't come along.'

Damn, now everytime the ice cream truck comes thru I am going to have to check on my elderly neighbors to make sure they are OK.

Funny!!