A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a
robot bartender working behind the counter.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail,
and then asks him, "What's your IQ, sir?"

The man replies, "150" and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum
physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and
the inaccuracies in The DaVinci Code.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is
really cool. I wonder if it works every time?" He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar,
turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared
drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time,
about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels,
favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides
to give the robot one more test. He heads out and
returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, about 50, I think."

And the robot says....real slow,



"So. is... your... party... gonna... nominate...
Hillary... for.. president ???