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A widowed Jewish woman, still looking good in her mid-fifties, was sunbathing on a beach in West Palm Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a gentleman her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers, made himself comfortable, and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. 'Hello sir, how are you today?' 'Fine, thank~you,' He responded, and turned back to his book. 'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' She asked. 'First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,' He replied, and turned back to his book. 'I'm sorry to hear that you lost your wife. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it has been very lonely' She countered. 'Do you live around here?' She asked. 'Yes, I live over in Lake Worth' He answered, and again resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, She persisted. 'Do you like pussy cats?' With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to hers, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, 'How did you know that was what I wanted?' The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?' "When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all." Theodore Roosevelt | ||
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NRA Life ASSRA Life DRSS Today's Quote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime. | |||
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