This guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender, "Got any
specials today?"

The bartender replies, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink
that was invented by a gynecologist who is a patron of ours. It's a
mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff vodka."

The guy asks, "Geez, what kind of drink is that?"

The bartender responds, "We call it a Pabst Smir."

That's going to get me thrown out of SOOOooooo many bars!