In Sweden we tell this story about our social democratic prime minister G�ran Persson instead of GBW, feel free do to the same!

Regards,
Martin

Oh I get it...like humor, but different!

Judy, it's poor form to tell Republican jokes. The Republicans don't think they're funny, and the rest don't think they're jokes!

Not so funny joke. Kerry wins - bend over and kiss your proverbial goodbye!

Republican slogan for '04 - "FLUSH THE JOHNS IN 2004"

Die Ou Jagter, Gunsmoke621,
Funny! one of you is busy applying his lips to his own kiester and the other is fixated on bathroom functions. And we keep getting told that the Republicans are the ones against this sort of scatalogical perversity.

You guys are too, too silly!

Mort

I suppose that the "JOHN JOHN" ticket is a dream ticket for all the slip and fall lawyers and welfare recipients out there, but it would be a nightmare ticket for all taxpayers and businesses. Kerry has already said he would raise taxes! The #1 & #4 most liberal members of the senate running for higher office [they have better hair, really gets MY vote]. Anyone know how many votes [the nations business, WE pay them to vote] Kerry has missed since he has started his impossible dream? At least 95%, sure raises my confidence level in his abilities to govern the nation. If I missed as much work as he has, I would be on WELFARE, my boss would fire me! Anyone who proposes to speak for the common man should at least have something in common with them! He and his wife own 8 mansions, one valued at over 12 million dollars. The bank and I own MY house. I have some model airplanes, he owns a 50 million dollar jet. I have a canoe, he owns a 100 foot yacht. One thing we have in common, we both own SUV's, my '93 Blazer, he has Suburbans and I think a Mercedes SUV, plus a PT Cruiser. I've driven thru Aspen, he owns a vacation home there. He will get really GREAT retirement benefits supplied by taxpayers, I will have to survive on Social Security and a small 401 k. Really stands out as a common every day joe 6 pack!!!

The first time I heard that one it was Jimmy Carter. My dad says he thinks he heard it about LBJ. An old standard but still cute.

gunsmoke621:

Will you please keep your mouth shut and stop telling Kerry why he is going to lose? He might divorce "Teresa" and say : "See! I'm an ordinary Joe,now!" (Yeah, I also think Hell will freeze over)

I was not telling him why he would lose, I was comparing him to most people out there and saying why I, for one, don't trust him to be for the little guy, only for himself. I leave it up to the individual to decide who they would rather vote for. By the way, check out Kerry and the Queen to see what he would do in the case of a divorce from Theresa, the rich ex-widow, Kerry's second wife . It is another post of mine.