Little Johnny strikes again...

Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs,
Find me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an
apartment in Monte Carlo, a mansion on the beach , a jet to travel throughout Europe ,
and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response
from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries
to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"


"I thought I wanted to be a nurse. But, fuck that. I want to be Johnny's bitch."

True story this. My eldest son (now 36) when he was a kid + the question was asked,"What do you want to be when you grow up?" Well the other kids were spot on,fireman,policeman,+ the girls were teacher,nurse,etc. ad nauseum. My son said " I want to ride a motorcycle + have fun." I sweated bullets for years. He came out fine. A fine wife + good grandkids for me. But I swear every grey hair I have is due to # 1 son.

Norman,

Every grey hair I have is from one of my two kids and if the worst is what you disclosed, I suspect you are salt and pepper at most.