>THE MAN QUIZ
>
>Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling
>around in pain on the ground?
>A. Shoot him again.
>
>Q. How can you
>tell when a man is well-hung?
>A. When you can just barely slip your finger in
>between his neck and the noose.
>
>Q. What do you call the useless piece of
>skin on the end of a man's penis?
>A. His body.
>
>Q. Why do little
>boys whine?
>A. Because they're practicing to be men.
>
>Q. How many men
>does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>A. One - he just holds it up there and
>waits for the world to revolve around him.
>OR
>Q. How many men does it
>take to screw in a light bulb?
>A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two
>to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
>
>Q. What do you call a
>handcuffed man?
>A. Trustworthy.
>
>Q. What does it mean when a man is in
>your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
>A. You didn't hold the
>pillow down long enough.
>
>Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after
>they're born?
>A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.
>
>Q. Why do
>men name their penises?
>A. Because they don't like the idea of having a
>stranger make 90% of their decisions.
>
>Q. Why does it take
>100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
>A. Because not one will stop and ask
>directions.
>
>Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after
>mating?
>A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
>
>Q: What's the best
>way to kill a man?
>A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then
>tell him to pick only one.
>
>Q: What is the difference between men and
>women...
>A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants
>every woman to satisfy his one need.
>
>
>Q: How does a man keep his youth?
>A: By giving her money, furs and
>diamonds.
>
>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
>A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
>