George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin.
He says to Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded.
My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within
their power to help you," replied President Bush.

"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms
ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

"Yes?" said Bush.

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2" in
diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those
stupid Americans will fall for anything.

George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a
favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia?"

"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.

"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 2" in
diameter."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN TEXAS,
SIZE: SMALL' on each one!!!"

Everything's bigger in Texas!!!

Proud Texan!