06 February 2007, 04:25
Bryan Chickthe diference between a fairy tale and a war story
The difference between a fairy tale and a war story is: A fairy tale begins"once upon a time......"
A war story begins" No shit! This really happened......"
06 February 2007, 22:30
Irish PaulI thought that a war story began with the line "My fellow Americans, Saddam Hussein is 45 minutes away from launching weapons of mass destruction..."

06 February 2007, 23:13
brass thiefNo, that was a fairy tale!!
07 February 2007, 01:49
DrScottquote:
The difference between a fairy tale and a war story is: A fairy tale begins"once upon a time......"
A war story begins" No shit! This really happened......"
Very similar to a skydiving first jump story "No shit, there I was, thought I was going to die ..."