( I have been visiting Indian country and found the following joke on an enemy website)

Contrary to what you may have heard, the Lord made WOMAN first. However He gave her three breasts as His first production.

WOMAN explains to the Lord that the third breast is really something of a nuisance and a hindrance. Because of it she really can't accomplish her full potential.

The Lord reaches out - and POOF! - the third breast disappears. WOMAN asks: " Now what do we do with this useless boob?"

And so the Lord made MAN.

(Some of you young studs are going to find out one day that the older you get the more likely it is that you join the enemy camp!) All women become like daughters and granddaughters!