BURIAL PLANS

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"


(HERE IT COMES!!!)




The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."

there is no way in hell my wife is gonna see this

Like they say,that's why there of millions of sperm to one ovum because none of them will stop to ask directions.